Muffin Bluffin'

Another phrase for a cock-tease; a person who gets you all hot and bothered, and then backs of.

She was all ready to go, and then leaves me, high and dry.

Yea, dude. She was muffin bluffin'!

by Zombender September 11, 2010

lard muffin

cow lard+cake mix=lard muffin

I'm gonna feed you this lard muffin if you dont shut up.

by rawrmarkers October 18, 2007

blueberry muffin

In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.

person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.

by DirteeDude2 March 02, 2014

shit muffin

1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.

1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.

2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.

by crackrabbit January 02, 2005

flea muffin

A hemroid so big it pops out your anus and has thousands of black speckles looking like fleas

Johnny tried to lift up 1000 pounds of meat and popped out a flea muffin

by Nika November 17, 2003

Crud Muffin

A saying when you fall, screw something up or any other place where you would normally curse.

Crud Muffin! I forgot what the capital of Nevada is!

by Telus Mobility January 20, 2010

muffin ass

A big, fluffy ass. Also, a person who has a big, fluffy ass.

"My wife wants it--a picture of me naked, 'cause she says I have a wonderful muffin-ass." - Sol Rosenberg

by Gertz March 12, 2004