Mrs. Collins

Mrs.Colloms is a real bitch. She is always in your business and is very creepy. She is usually a teacher and probably hasn't been fucked in 30 years. Also typically red head.

Wow I would hate to be mrs. Collins.
Wow, your such a mrs. Collins I mean your no fun and a creep, get away from me!

Mrs. Collins is a Greek name for " rapist" and it was fround soon to have that as a name or be called it.

by Me. CockBlocker113122 December 1, 2016

Mr. Alaska

When someone with a masters degree has the geography knowledge of a third grader.

"Alaska is an island. Why else would they put it in a box next to Hawaii on the map?"

"Isn't Dutch Land that country near Holland where the Dutch are from?"

"You know, the Aryans... from Arya?"

-Are you kidding me, Mr. Alaska?

by Bugle Boy July 14, 2010

Mr. Dutcher

A ginger teacher with a jewfro and a tie. Takes his sweet time to grade work

"Damn Mr. Dutcher is taking too long to grade my work"
"Yeah, he's pretty gay"

by BagOfPlums69 June 12, 2016

Mr Baxter

A primitive man who enjoys 3d design and has managed to put up with his class, he likes goat piano and other stupid noises and smells like shit.

Mr Baxter you are smelly m8.

by TheGreatZulu October 8, 2019

mrs. hogg

A straight up g

Mrs. Hogg is a straight up g

by the feet that were bein creepe December 19, 2013

Mr. Softie

Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.

I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.

by fixitman July 6, 2010

Mr. Greenjeans

A person who deals marijuana. As referenced by Jack Black in the movie "Bongwater".

I need to go see Mr. Greenjeans cuz I'm going to Coachella this weekend.

by mark schindler March 24, 2006