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Mitty

to describe a twink who thinks he’s insanely smart yet is a complete retard on almost anything
I don’t know about that mom… Andrew’s been pretty Mitty recently.”
by 0palmine July 18, 2025
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Monty

You know what you did, Monty...
by DINGUS_BINGUS_97 November 13, 2025
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Sir Monty

A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.

This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.
Tom: I can't figure out how to use the brakes in my car.

Hal: Good job, Sir Monty.
by Holawel December 13, 2010
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c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty
by calikid327 March 6, 2011
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chatty matty

A guy named Matt, that talks a lot.
Sorry I was on the phone so long, he's such a chatty Matty.
by THA October 23, 2013
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Ty mott

Stupidest kid you'll ever meet.
by Sjxjxj April 21, 2016
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British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.
We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.
by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016
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