Mom Friend

The friend who will give you money and is super nice and you tell her everything. She can be mean but you know you love her

''I miss (mom friend) so much but she can be so mean sometimes T-T".

by jungwon's wife December 9, 2020

Mom Phone

A big chunky cell phone that would normally be used by a mom, but is being used by a high school-age kid. This phone is NOT, under any circumstances, to be called a Mom Phone when an adult female is using it.

Jerry: Hey Victor, can I use your Mom Phone?
Victor: Yes indeed!

by =S= July 11, 2009

Mom-girlfriend

Like a cougar, but she doesn't have a career, money or anything to offer a young man.

I don't understand why Tom is still with his mom-girlfriend, she's old enough to be his mom and doesn't have a job!

by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014

Mom legs

Thick not defined legs

Damn, sams got some mom legs!

by titubbsiom April 15, 2017

mom and dad's bank

place where your mom and dad go to FUCK when they tell you that they are going to cash the paycheck

Dad:we'll go to mom and dad's bank ok son!!!
Kid:ok
Dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready??
Mom:hell yeah!!!

by real balla December 14, 2008

mom bomb

An unexpected "your mom" joke

Nate: I like that song.
Mark: I like your mom.
Nate: Dude, you just dropped that mom bomb out of nowhere!

by urbana205 September 20, 2011

Mom and Dad Maybe

Basically means no, or unlikely to happen.

A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.

EX Mom and Dad Maybe:

Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?

Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.

by Dtone157 January 7, 2017