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Midnight 0'5

Bob: Woah did you hear of the new band Midnight 0'5?
Danny: Yeah man they're sick!
by The Boltinator July 18, 2011
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midnight latte

A latte made in the middle of sex to last through the night.
Adam loves making his Hinge dates midnight lattes!
by Twosip December 13, 2020
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Midnight Tortettis

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.
My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.
by Brandoine May 18, 2020
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Midnight Snack

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.

If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.
Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight
by Munson G. September 12, 2022
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the midnight wall

that time, usually around midnight, when one may get sleepy and end their internet session (or just doze off in their chair). if the victim can overcome it they stop feeling sleepy sometime between 12:30 and 2, when their sleep deprived brain stops telling them to go to bed and can proceed with their all night internet/gaming session
jeremy: why do you look so tired today?

shaun: i was up all night playing WoW. i considered going to bed around midnight but by 1:30 i had broken through the midnight wall and i went till 5
by ishouldreallybeinbed May 17, 2011
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Midnight Sniff

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.
I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.
by SneakerP November 23, 2021
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midnight dominator

Someone who possess you off so much that your pussy gets wet, but he's your daddy so you just have to roll with it. Actual real.
by Midnight Dominator January 7, 2017
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