Meltislive

A male known for getting knocked out.. aka glassjaw of deathhh

I sure hope i dont end up like meltislive

by Slimreaper345 July 29, 2024

meeting in the hardware aisle

An innuendo for sex between two men.

Me and Tom met in the hardware aisle last night, if you know what I mean

What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle

by anonymous February 8, 2025

Mattia

Mattia is a verb to describe when somebody is an absolute DUMBASS and fumbles

"To pull a mattia"

by mattiaisadumbassmf March 20, 2025

Melting John

When you are so incredibly desperate to defecate that your anal cavity begins to fill with a hot sensation as if your faeces have liquified in your anus

I'm in need for a melting john like or else I'll bust

by Pdz\ March 13, 2026

Meating Out

The sexual act of eating cooked meatloaf out of your partner's asshole.

When I get hungry and horny at the same time, I love meating out my girlfriend.

by Ziytch March 25, 2026

Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

Mattick

A mattick, code word for a cronic alcohol abuser who has commited multiple DUI's and scarred many families, Asshole!

Conner, Matticks what a dick!

by JackDanielsEnjoyer June 2, 2025