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(Person 1) im gay

(Person 2) mattress chicken
by daddykillaz69420 October 17, 2021
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Mattes

Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They always see when something is wrong with.
They help you to chose the writr oppositions in your life
You:are sad going to school and your acting like everything is okay
Mattes: I see that something is wrong it's everything okay?
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mattesh

A person with a painfully severe addiction for weed
Oh look there's a mattesh under the bridge.
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Mattes

Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They know when something is wrong with they see it in your eyes and help you to chose the right.
You are not happy and you are going to school with cowering your face and say that everything is Okay.

Mattes: Is everything okay I know that something is wrong withe can I help you?

Mattes is a very Beautiful Name
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Mattes

Wow thats Mattes! He is fucking a mother
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Mattes is good looking and always makes you laugh
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Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.
Friends: oh you See mattes oberthere, he is really nice and shares his girls
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