math people

A rather mild type of slur to call people of the Asian race. It's called that way because Asians are stereotypically known to be extremely good at maths.

A: *looks at another table in a restaurant* Why the hell is there someone having raw octopus for dinner? That looks disgusting!
B: Ugh, must be those math people.

math people by shawtybuckwild August 13, 2023

Math Doodle 

an incredible sketch that the artist says was a quick doodle because they were "just bored"

(math being because it is where they are commonly made, being extremely boring.)

artist- dude, it's just a doodle.
you- dude, that's an effing MATH DOODLE.

Math Doodle by snekeyes4 October 28, 2023

Math delicious 

When someone is very attractive and you are willing to suffer for them

No they're just looking very veryy math delicious!

Math delicious by Jackbox212 January 24, 2024

Math Teacher 

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point

Math Teacher: What is 1-1

Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!

Math Teacher by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 19, 2024

Math rizz 

Rizz that uses math in it

And example of maybe rizz is- Math is always talking about X and Y and never U and I. Then someone would state you got math rizz

Math rizz by Kitkat 321 $ May 24, 2024

math class 

Hey I know, let’s play a game!
Put a finger down if…
1. You feel like math class is a mental torture institution that should be abolished.
2. Nothing you ever learn in Math applies to your real world situations.
3. You had math class at the end of the school day or at the beginning of the school day
4. No matter how hard you studied or how positive you are about the quiz you took, you magically failed.
5. Yet somehow the people who complained that the test was too hard got 90s or 100s
6. Your teacher on the outside looks like a nice person but inside they hate you with a burning passion
7. You were mentally burned out or had an ongoing situation and couldn’t do the homework
8. …But your teacher couldn’t care one bit if your goldfish died
9. Your teacher taught easy equations but left you with the hard ones.😒
10. Throughout anytime in your math class days, you said “Fuck it” or “It is what it is”😒

Now that lunch is over… Time for Math class
*sighs in depression*

math class by NoFriendlyFire21 August 2, 2024

Math Porn 

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.

Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.

Math Porn by Numerati September 23, 2024