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Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022
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Maria

Maria is a human , obviously dah

And , my name IS maria indeed so I'm gonna camplimant myself, I am creative, ambitions, kind, and a goal archiver, I like art , loooooves the multiverse fanfiction.
Maria will always be a word singing in my head, a word my parents choice for me, then it really precious
by anonymous August 23, 2022
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maria de jesus

Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.
"maria de jesus has arrived"
"Maria de jesus can you pass that over please?"
by Commonroses August 27, 2022
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Maria

A sore loser, who’s favourite filter is the white and black filter that makes Maria look like a scary movie character. Although she has a hard exterior, she can be very nice to her friends.
Person 1: why tf did Maria call you a sociopath
Ven: oh it’s just her way of showing love
by The only president August 29, 2022
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Maria

Maria is a firm women with the most kindest heart. She’ll treat her close friends like family and make everyone feel so loved and welcomed. She loves to work in the kitchen and create the most delicious pastries. Although Maria can be a little strict she does it to protect you.. Maria gives out the best advice and will always be there as an open ear.
Maria is …
by Jasmine martiny August 31, 2022
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Romeo and Maria

Two people with an amazing bond are in a relationship who are deeply and madly in love with each other and will continue their relationship to the end.
Girl: I want a Romeo and Maria relationship.
Boy: They are such a perfect match.
by Demetrius35 September 7, 2022
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Maria

perfect.

(also blind)
bro what’s her name?”
“maria.”
“dam man your lucky as hell
by Ur nan ur mam October 29, 2022
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