magic stick

a wonderfully large schlong

Did you see the magic stick he whipped out? It was drool worthy!

by AznTigr November 11, 2003

Magic Phone

a magic phone is any smart phone that is capable of answering questions.

hey where's the nearest place to buy beer?
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.

what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!

by i came up with magic phone September 5, 2011

magic-user

The original Dungeons & Dragons arcane class, roughly equivalent to the current (fourth edition) wizard class. At the beginning of a game, a magic-user would have only one spell (typically, sleep or magic missile), could have as little as one hit point, and couldn't wear any armor. A sucky character for the first several adventurers, and not likely to live very long.

Al-Kazak Elam, first level magic-user, enters the dungeon with his fellow adventurers.

Dungeon Master: You're attacked by a kobold (rolls dice). The kobold has initiative, attacks, and (rolls) does one point of damage to (rolls) Al-Kazak.

Al-Kazak Elam: Dead again. First room. Again.

by frostknave July 27, 2009

magical sexuality

Something that gets you off that is not possible with your natural parts.

I enjoy watching straight porn as a gay guy because I think having a clitoris and pussy would feel great while getting pounded by a straight man's cock due to how much easier it is to have sex as a woman compared to a gay bottom.
--I will never have a clitoris or pussy and will never have a straight man's cock, by definition, and I do not intend to ever identify as a female or undergo gender reassignment surgery as transgender. I am completely gay, masculine, and just get off from imagining having a pussy being sexed by straight man cock. Since none of this is possible for me, it is magical sexuality.

by Bald@21 September 8, 2012

Magic Whiskey

n. A lone shot of whiskey that completely inebriates the drinker without need for more alcohol. Typically effects the underage and those that can't hold their liquor.
In some cases, the drinker will comment on how the solitary shot felt going down to great detail. (heat, spicy flavor, etc.)

"Denise won't shut up about that Magic Whiskey shot she just took. Get over it, it's just JD!"

by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008

Magic hat

Any kind of silly hat that is worn for religious purposes/reasons.

Look at the pope, so silly with his magic hat!

by Cry me to the moon June 25, 2018

magic one

Someone beyond all levels of greatness./Haveing reached a level of awsome far above anyone else.

Wow Franks awsome

No He is the magic one.

by Alukip August 18, 2008