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magic stick

a wonderfully large schlong
Did you see the magic stick he whipped out? It was drool worthy!
by AznTigr November 11, 2003
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magic sand

the miraculous, strange glue that is created when cum mixes with shower or bath water. This is both a bewildering mystery and an unparalleled shifting of states of matter that is still not understood by earth's scientists.
man 1 "what's with all those little balls of glue in the shower feller? they're all over my feet!"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"
by badger winnet September 8, 2016
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magic-user

The original Dungeons & Dragons arcane class, roughly equivalent to the current (fourth edition) wizard class. At the beginning of a game, a magic-user would have only one spell (typically, sleep or magic missile), could have as little as one hit point, and couldn't wear any armor. A sucky character for the first several adventurers, and not likely to live very long.
Al-Kazak Elam, first level magic-user, enters the dungeon with his fellow adventurers.

Dungeon Master: You're attacked by a kobold (rolls dice). The kobold has initiative, attacks, and (rolls) does one point of damage to (rolls) Al-Kazak.

Al-Kazak Elam: Dead again. First room. Again.
by frostknave July 27, 2009
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Magical Arno

Magical Arno is a meme made up by 2 guys who had to much spare time.
Me: Wow dude, last night i thought i heard something mumbling from my closet.
Guy: Hmmm, lemme think, thats should be Magical Arno 3>
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Guy: Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife
by Xeleron October 21, 2010
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Magic Phone

a magic phone is any smart phone that is capable of answering questions.
hey where's the nearest place to buy beer?
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.

what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!
by i came up with magic phone September 5, 2011
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Magic Shop

BTS created the term "Magic Shop" as a place of refuge for the heartbroken, a place of healing for the disturbed, and a place of love for those who are lonely.
BTS is my Magic Shop
by jaeya January 20, 2022
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The Magic Cumdom

An explosion of cum after hard rough sex and magically disappears in the partners mouth
man i had the best makeout session ever

yeah?what happened

I had the magic cumdom

NICE
by Raaawwwwr March 26, 2010
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