The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
by awbatman500 May 8, 2014
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by BNVD502 August 19, 2019
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by TyPel911 January 26, 2022
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by RaTeDr21 February 11, 2010
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Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.
Man 2: How nasty?
Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie
Man 2: You sick fuck.
Man 2: How nasty?
Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie
Man 2: You sick fuck.
by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019
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by RazorEm September 11, 2016
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by Bitch_im_wet March 4, 2018
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