MILF

monkey in a little flannel

bob: "Dude i just saw a MILF"
bobert: "Yea rob's mom is pretty hot"
bob: "no you cock a monkey in a little flannel

by hateta October 21, 2010

midf

Like the fore mentioned milf , this word originates from those who like the older generation meaning "mum i did fuck"

Oh you know that milf well she is now a midf

by Nick T October 14, 2004

Mildew Mouth

a person with rotten teeth/ breath, who wont stop sending the stink your way when they talk

Hey, mildew mouth, point that weapon some where else, its smell when you talk makes me want to hurl.

by PattiePoe January 28, 2009

Midfuck

having sex with someone in their middle, A.K.A belly button. You need to have a deep belly button to midfuck.

1- Hey man i totally midfucked that chick last night!
2- i believe it. i lost my keys in her belly button last saturday.

by Uberzanoobzer April 13, 2011

milf'n

1(v.) to pursue older women for sexual liasons 2(n.) a sexual experiance involving a younger man and and older woman

v) "Dude, Bon Jovi is in town this weekend. Let's get tickets and go milf'n."
n) "Let's go buy your Mom's friends some drinks and see what happens. I could use a good milf'n."

by x10leah27x August 28, 2011

milf

Mother I'd Like To Fuck

Damn Kassandra is milf. I'd make her the mother of my child any day.

by secretonelol November 24, 2014

MILF

Acronym for "Man I Love Fishing"

Wow she's a nice MILF

by Handlrvbsdfvmilf May 4, 2016