Lock n logs

Where you dock with another

I walked around the corner and them boys were lock n logs!!

by Dreamingofnightmares April 1, 2023

urban food log

A burrito

I like urban food logs

by Retarded_speed_demon August 19, 2016

beating out a log

masturbating while pooping

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log

by champ-erbator August 24, 2010

Lump on a log

Lump on a log, meaning solid and trusting, will always be there for you.

I can always count on her. Shes a real lump on a log

by Sunshine all day January 19, 2020

HEAT LOG

Phrase to quieten the plebs in the office, when a technological problem arises that is over Antonella's thinking capabilities.

Just letting you know that we are experiencing problems with sending & receiving faxes. An urgent Heat log has been raised & ITS are keeping me posted.

by Incognito March 29, 2005

greace log

a horrible attempt at a dictionary entry my a guy who couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the c and t.

the numerous spelling errors in sam f.'s definition shows that he's one illiterate son of a bitch!

by pro-nun-see-A-shun June 2, 2003

ants on my log

When you spread your erect dick with peanut butter, line up a few raisins on it, then receive a blowjob.

I can't date Jenny; she has a peanut allergy, so we couldn't put ants on my log.

by Apple Bottom Genes August 24, 2011