Mississippi log jam

when a person takes a huge shit and stops up the toilet at the local McDonald s and the next person takes a shit in the same toilet .

bobby ran in the mcdonalds to take a shit but too his surprise he ran into a Mississippi log jam

by Mr.PonyCock October 03, 2009

Colombian Log Flume

A fetish act in which a person who is suffering from diarhea poops on the chest of another person. A third person then takes a "regular" dump on the chest. The turd slides down the trails of diarhea and slightly resembles a log flume.

"That girl I slept with last night had some crazy poop fetish. She wanted me to get another guy and have us give her a Colombian Log Flume."

by Sir Chico September 22, 2009

siberian lincoln logs

when a girl is riding a guy on a toilet and the girl shits between the guys legs while he does the same

Camo Clutch said he siberian lincoln logs chicks after they eat chili chease dogs (preferably). SHIT YEAH!

by BRUNCHITIS August 19, 2011

Lock n logs

Where you dock with another

I walked around the corner and them boys were lock n logs!!

by Dreamingofnightmares April 01, 2023

beating out a log

masturbating while pooping

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log

by champ-erbator August 24, 2010

urban food log

A burrito

I like urban food logs

by Retarded_speed_demon March 01, 2016

ur dog log

After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. “ur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.

John: UR GRANNY TRANNY
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished

by Alossissea March 28, 2018