Functionally lazy

Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks

That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 16, 2021

So lazy but so productive

The illusion of nothing with the actuality of doing a lot.

That man so lazy but so productive.

by loverboimitch January 2, 2022

Wingler lazy man

To force someone to do/get something in order for the other person to get out of something

Julio gave his boss the flu, so his entire off would get off from work.
That is an example of a wingler lazy man

by JohnFerg3702 February 1, 2022

Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy

If you walk on earth you die if you exist

Oh no I walked on earth. OH NO you are going to die by Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy ya know that rule? if you walk on earth you die if you exist? Yes. Oh no *Dies*

by ItsJustOnZi69 February 27, 2022

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

...wait, wait, wait..actually you don't use the letters F,S, and X so that really don't work lol

by me March 26, 2003

Jiggabum [lazy] [bum] [jigga]

A Jiggabum , is a lazy / rude person , who thinks they have you wrapped around their finger , and can do with you what they like .

Jiggabum lazy bum jigga

My ex boyfriend was a Jiggabum , he lived in my house cost free for 2 years and still thought he could run shit ... Curtis is a Jiggabum ..

by Sasafraz87 January 29, 2009

i'm a lazy sod

A sex pistols' song about a guy who is stigmatized for his mental disorder of disability to work properly and earn bread.

I'm a lazy sod
I'm not a lazy snood
I'm a lazy sod

Lazy!

by That Lazy Sod February 17, 2017