Luke Palmer

The nomenclature given to the demonic spawn slithering through the vas deferens of time and space. Recoiling at the sacred light, these bundty beasts reign down like blood from an altar in the sky, striking fear into the innocent! With briney claw, a Luke Palmer will scratch a soul from its unlucky possessor, spread mayonnaise over it and engulf it with a flaming maw more ravaging than George Clooneys good looks. Said to only be smitten with the lost trident of Poseiden, Luke Palmers continue to soil the earth with rigorous beastiality and over indulgence in the petty whims of man.

If you don't eat your vegetables the Luke Palmer will skin the Bogey Man alive and then come to defecate on your soul.

by TheBowieBunker June 19, 2010

luke duke

warm poop.

luke duke: from luke (as in luke warm) and duke, meaning poop (as in drop a duke).

not to be confused with loose deuce, which is liquid poop.

by Sir Barney Slenderbottum August 1, 2010

Luke SlowWalker

Someone who has two speeds, slow and stop. They don't so much walk as they proceed in slow motion.

It took you three minutes on a two minute walk there Luke SlowWalker.

by Steven Michael SykeS July 26, 2006

Luke Skywalker

The fleeting, but passionate, forbidden feeling of desire for one's sibling.

i.e. Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa

by Chocoalte Wolf April 30, 2013

Dirty luke

To piss all over ur sisters new born baby and lick it off while maturating on a goat

Fuck man I need to eat mac and cheese and do a dirty Luke to get off

by Phart smella March 21, 2021

Luke Penis

Luke Is A Penis..

Luke Penis Is Disformed

by AzzPazz October 18, 2008

luke hemmings

fuckboy

omg do you know the blonde one from 5sos?

luke hemmings? yeah what a fuckboy

by fuckboy1O1 February 20, 2015