butt lobster

1.an insult, refers to a lobster(usually blue)that dwells most of their life in a human asshole
2.similar to Zelda's Skulltula, it is a lobster who typically clings vertically on the buttocks of a human
3. Tom scott, of Patchogue

1.Tom Scott is a butt lobster
2. I can hear the clicking, but i cant see the butt lobster

by D-bo January 16, 2004

lobster cock

A rank smelling penis on a male, usually one who still has his foreskin attatched, particularly those with bad hygene.

Dude, I haven't had a shower in two days....I reek, my ass smells like mexican food and I'm suffering from a sick case of lobster cock.

by DestructiveCriticism July 15, 2006

Rock Lobster

The natural bulge of a man's genitals in a pair of slim fitted pants

"That fat kid's rock lobster made me throw up in my mouth a little."

by Cornelius Vanderbilt II April 22, 2009

Lobotology

One of the weirdest ideas a student group has ever made in the history of the NCAA. Lobotology is a cult like division of the University of New Mexico Student Section. The students/alumni, also known as Trollbos, have written prayers and have named coaches and players as saints. A website has even been created to breathe life into this creepy Lobo religion.

Lobotology is the worship of athletes and coaches at the University of New Mexico

by youropinioniswrong March 10, 2013

Lobsterism

A religion based entirely on lobsters. Our god is a lobster. We worship them. We respect them. We look up to them. And most importantly we don't eat them.

Guy 1: Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my religion.
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?

by LobsterLover68 October 2, 2019

Scouse Lobster

The term used for people who have spent too many hours exposed to the power UV rays, be them natural or from tubes in the Croxteth branch of 'tant-tastic'. The results are often a lobster like complextion, i.e. bright red! Although not exclusive to natives of Liverpool, it is more often than not both men and women of Merseyside who can be seen sporting this look.

Look at the colour of that skin, too many hours on the sunbed or on Birkdale Golf Course, got to be a Scouse Lobster...

by Garstang April 1, 2010

deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.

Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!

by vizviz June 24, 2007