Oli London

Oli London is a mad human that calls himself Korean when he’s not, is Ugly, talentless, auto tune king and he doesn’t look a bit like Jimin, he’s crazy. He even married a cardboard Jimin which is not cool.

He is now behind Rosé, #Saverosiefromoilylotion

He auditioned for HYBE to join BTS, failed miserably

And now he auditioned to become the 5th member of blackpink, failed miserably once again

Go check out his butter and how you like that cover, it was HORRIBLE, the audacity he had to make a cover on them. He uses so much auto tune and his voice sounds like a dying cockroach.

Oli london x Jay why pee oppar collab would be a masterpiece ✨

Don’t Stan oily lotion, not worth it

Hey you know oli London just made a cover on how you like that? It was terrible!

Well at least he never disappoints when it comes to disappointing

by Dirty-minded kpop Stan 🌚 August 21, 2022

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parkview london

It is one of the worst schools to exist it has mid-teachers mid classrooms and boring playgrounds. It also has the worst school food except on Fridays and breaks. In other words, Parkview is the worst school ever

parkview london is such a shit school

by Big Balls Jasper January 20, 2023

Luh London

have motion. have hoes. bossman

luh london have too much motion

by drxco February 28, 2023

South London Special

about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib

Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.

by JonMadden March 10, 2023

west london girly

the type of girl to be privately educated, live in Kensington, wear linen trousers and north face jackets, say rahh, shop at urban outfitters or brandy melville, vape and get wine drunk on weekdays in her victorian uni flat (payed for by her father).

she's such a west london girly

by bellaisa14 August 19, 2023

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024