Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand

Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"

by Kumduff May 31, 2016

jordan and alex

Two people who are meant for eachother, both like memes and are sexually attracted to eachother (probably) both are lowkey retarded

Val: can jordan and alex like date already?

by Kink is pink June 19, 2017

Jordan Matya

A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! Jordan Matya winked at me in the hall today!!

Girl 2: No way!!

by Sexy Mama 242 December 7, 2006

Fuck Jordan

A funny xd meme

Anyone: Hey Do you know a funny joke?
Autists: HAHA FUCK JORDAN HAHA i have crippling autism
Anyone: Upvoted!
Damn guys this sad lets get theis post up to the top so this comes up when you search mods are asleep

by Fjofijmdsogmdkmg July 8, 2018

jordan lynch

A male indevidual with an acceptionally large penis; that certainly knows how to please/satisfy a woman.

He is such a Jordan lynch

by Peace to the world February 28, 2014

Rachael and Jordan

they are the best couple ever. Everyone is jealous of the relationship a rachael and Jordan have. They will always be there for each other and love each other till the end.

Girl- I wish I had a relationship like rachael and jordan

by Hhuhgvggb April 21, 2013

Gym Jordan

A closeted male homosexual that likes to hang out at the gym and ogle young male athletes

He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.

by Don Facundo September 7, 2021