Damn, when I went to go see that guy from the partyline, he was straight scram jones case.. for real!
by Kia April 19, 2005

A little skinny white boy. Also known as a Scrawn. 1% body fat and skips leg day. Once known as a gym rat.
by Gymgym February 27, 2015

it's a word for guys to put a name to a girl who they don't know the name, and who they may never see again
by mikeycoony July 7, 2011

Dude1: How'd your date go last night?
Dude2: Got her in the sack!
Dude1: Sweet!!
Dude2: Yeah playa it was fine until she pulled a fucking Nick Jones on my ball sack!!
Dude2: Got her in the sack!
Dude1: Sweet!!
Dude2: Yeah playa it was fine until she pulled a fucking Nick Jones on my ball sack!!
by Scrazzer94 February 12, 2009

by Angelo walker12 April 4, 2017

Jones Soda.
A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.
Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.
A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.
Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.
by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

The kind of guy who gets drunk and dry humps a foot stool for fun, then rips off his trousers and helicopters his wang .
Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.
They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.
Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.
They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.
Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Person 1 "Was that Rhys Jones sneaking out the back garden"
Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
by Corkjones19 November 25, 2021
