Johnson highschool

A school were every white kid in the school is flexing airpods , the blacks are stealing the airpods., And the Mexicans are juuling in the bathroom next to that one fatty ass named Sean that wants to try. The teachers all want to die. And that cringe dinosaur kid walks over to you assaults you in the same fashion as he did two mins before. most of the Mexicans like to take makers and draw Squidward and write nigga under it.
by Person with authority February 01, 2019
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brett johnson

A pathetic no good loser who couldn't control a pile of shit.
Look at that poor brett johnson imitator.
by Ponygirl December 14, 2004
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johnson rod

"Damn, have you seen his johnson rod!?!"
by wiredagain July 25, 2003
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Jack Johnson

An alcoholic mixed drink containing one part gin, one part tonic, with a slice of lime and a splash of cranberry juice. Also known as a JJ.
Lets put on board shorts and go chill out on the vineyard with some jack johnsons.
by deuce niggalo August 21, 2009
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Andre Johnson

Andre Johnson looks like a bitch.
by Rekttrain December 20, 2016
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Boris Johnson

A sexual BDSM act that progressively becomes more intense with a tier system ranging from 1-4 and full lockdown. Starting by slowly restraining a person(s) feeedoms up tp full lockdown and locking a person(s) in for several months and fucking them repeatedly until they give up and comply.
I did a Boris Johnson and put them on full lockdown, they've never been fucked so hard for so long.
by I_Am_Potato January 05, 2021
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Boris Johnson

The fuhrer of Britain in waiting, slowly turning the country into an undemocratic democracy with no room for opposition, not that it really matters considering the country has no real opposition group anyway and the Labour Party, the second largest parliamentary party, doesn't stand up to his regime.
Boris Johnson's government consists of London elites and is controlled by donors of whom he frequently gives tax breaks while 20% of his people live in extreme poverty.
by IceChill789 August 09, 2021
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