“You hear about who got that promotion? Of course, it was that assbag Johnny Slapnuts…Everybody hates that Douche Face!
by #Gerbils May 15, 2016
Get the johnny slapnutsmug. A complete idiot. He doesn’t know how to act around girls, so that’s why he probably can’t get one. Oh and don’t forget he is a small bug you can step on.
by chefpeepeeoof July 10, 2019
Get the Johnny Friedrichmug. by ham n cheese b siderz March 28, 2021
Get the Johnny Bravomug. Inspired by me? Probably... I am a hero and a genius... 🤔 Hmm... Yep... That's definitely reflective of the thing I did accept he went all the way. I take full credit. Great job me 👍
Hym "Hey, Iam you see the Johnny Depp thing? Iam? Where the hell is he? Oh well, good job me! GoOd JoB oThEr Me! Oh! He can star in my movie!"
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
Get the Johnny Deppmug. A hot as motherfucker that has a huge cock and always gets major bitches and ripped as fuck but he loves to cuddle
by Slayingalways March 21, 2017
Get the johnny mccormickmug. by Alx.777 July 5, 2022
Get the Johnny Sinsmug. Gay! Tough guy with a big heart. Can deadlift twice his body weight but self obsessed with his own dick.
by Shallow balls November 23, 2021
Get the Johnny Cardanomug.