Jesse Schoolmester

Talking to multiple girls at a time only to get nudes, but when he really is into someone in a real way it's "different"

Girl: Im talking to Johnny
Girl 2: He's such a Jesse Schoolmester

by BobbyRossy October 21, 2017

jesse alba

Straigt Beast.

That Gay skates like Jesse Alba.

by FRSHBOOB March 31, 2017

The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

Jesse

All Jesses are meant to spend their life with girls either named Amber or Hannah. Jesse is a sweet guy who can be inapropriate but takes it as a joke. He’s not super short but he’s not tall. He’s usually in a football team and one of the cool boys.

Jesse is so cool!

by Ape.basic November 19, 2017

Jess's Aunt

A Suicidal Aunt

Oh did you see Jess's Aunt last night she slipped and fell into a noose, Yeah she's dead sadly

by BobShocks December 4, 2017

jesse whiting

A very amazing person who gets all the girls but doesn't like to date anyone.

Wow he is just like Jesse whiting

by Turtle1290 February 17, 2018

Juicy Jess

A girl who is a skank and sleeps around with multiple people in the same friend group. Typically taken of rides around town with boys/girls she doesn’t know.

“Hey Jordan did you hear what juicy Jess was up to on the weekend? what a skank !!!”
“Did you see juicy Jess wearing the same pants everyday, they and make her what she calls a booty saggy”

by 69ferda69 February 19, 2018