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Jenny Hau

Jen is a large dragon most similar in appearance to those seen in Chinese mythology. Its serpentine body is largely blue, but its underbelly is yellow. It has four white fins down its back, and a large and gaping mouth. Jen is known for its fierce temper and wanton destructive tendencies. Once it has worked itself into a frenzy, it will not calm until everything around it is destroyed, and can even go on for a whole month.
This violent nature is attributed to the dramatic structural changes its brain undergoes during evolution. During times of human conflict Jen is said to appear, burning entire cities down to the ground.
Jen usually lives in large bodies of water, such as lakes and ponds or even seas and oceans.
Person 1: "OMG what happened to my peaceful village?"

Person 2: "OH SHIT"

Jenny Hau: "I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOME AND RAPE YOUR ORPHANED CHILDREN ... AND THEN I WILL BURN YOUR ORPHANS AND RAPE THEIR REMAINS!!"
by goldlovin'babe April 26, 2011
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Jennifer

Derived for the language of Jenism the name Jennifer is that of a person who is extraordinary in many different ways, and sometimes even has super powers such as the ability to charm others in very unique ways. Those who do not belong to a Jennifer often times feel left out, and do not know how to speak the language of Jenism.
"I wish I had a Jennifer!"
"I Feel Left out cause i dont have a Jennifer"
"Jennifer is the coolest Person ever!"
"I belong to a Jennifer!"
by jenism September 13, 2010
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Jenna

The most spectacular ass anyone has ever seen. Large but not to an excessive degree and tight but not overly muscular.
Fabio- "Wow Becky! Check out that chicks butt!"

Becky- "holy shit! That's a Jenna!"

Fabio- "Yeah! I thought Monica's ass was great but it doesn't even compare to this one!
by Jenna..... June 17, 2008
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jenny

a very cool name.thats it.people need to stop dissing it, because its just a godamn name that doesnt really tell you anything about the person.
jenny=a truthful, nice, helpful girl.
by crazyycalichik February 19, 2008
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Jenna

-A very good Broadway actress
-A super good friend
-Epic wake board wipe outs
-cute
-Great body
-super nice bootie;)
-never says anything bad
-flirts a lot
-fun to talk to
-outgoing
-Many guys want her
wow shes a Jenna
by drumma25 July 19, 2009
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Jennifer

Jennifer's are ususally very beautiful, nice, funny, trustworthy, and have a bubbly personality! Jennifer's always have a smile on their face and laugh a lot, they are just positive people but they might be hiding their real feelings behind that happy face. Take every word they say to heart, they speak the truth. And if you're the one they say "I love you" to, take it seriously, they really mean it, it is not just their way of saying i like you. Jennifer's are very honest! They are people that you want to be best friends with. Jennifer's are amazing!
Guy1: My girl is such a sweetheart, and she said i love you

Guy2: Dude, don't let her go! She really means it and she's such a Jennifer1

Guy1: yea... im glad she's a Jennifer, they are awesome!
by happygolucky11 May 18, 2011
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Jazz Jennings

Another Tranny who got her own reality TV show on TLC called I Am Jazz...

She might seem sweet and innocent on the outside, but she's exploitive and does anything possible to get attention. Although she hasn't reacted to Boku No Pico (a real story about a real transgender) yet so...
They cancelled Honey Boo Boo for I am Jazz? WTF???? Fuck Jazz Jennings
by Why dew U care M8Y? September 10, 2016
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