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Jalen

He's a very chill guy who likes to game, he's veery creative to and doesn't go out much and he has friends but doesn't expand it much and he's a chill vibe who likes to go with the flow and he's also very attractive and caring and an artist and passionate about his work and doesnt take life to seriously
Yo jalen is cool ASF

Yeah he is
by trinaveg December 2, 2024
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jalen

fat mf who chill
that fat nigga jalen chill asf
by jaren556 February 6, 2024
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Japenis

A Japanese man with a extremely tiny, microscopic penis, so small cannot be seen by the human eye. 2 inches long, usually shrinks 1cm every lower every decade due to earthquakes, tsunamis, and godzilla terror.

Usually, the cons of the bad ones could probably contain these characteristics:

1. Has an very unhealthy obsession with anime, vtubers, and hentai (or worse might have a fetish for tentacle or rape hentai).

2. Is probably a businessman or salaryman working almost the entirety of the day without any hobbies other than drinking.

3. Hasn't had a relationship with a woman due to being chauvinistic, has to go to geisha houses for prostitutes to have sex. While women go other places to find better man than them.

4. Probably lives in the parents basement, never actually goes outside for fun activities and life motivating stuff other than level 69 Genshin Impact upgrades.

5. Ethier plastic or racist against foreigners (most notably against those without a caucasican, non-Japanese background).

6. Bullying or sexual harassing women in public places.

7. Posing and disguised as a vtuber
She dumped him after seeing his small japenis hiding and hard to see there.
by Kilroy wasn't here February 14, 2024
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Jaden

A weird ,strange or somewhat abnormal person
You’re such a Jaden, for stalking that guy.”
by Unicorn_butterfly February 15, 2024
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Jaden Boedhoe

generally nice, pretty cool to chill with ig, drinks from time to time, still waiting for an academic comeback tho
"Jaden Boedhoe can not play football"
by boedhoebekk February 28, 2024
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Jaden

A Jaden is a cool ass nigga fr the coolest white boy in school that loves anal beans
Jaden is cool
by Dingdongpapi March 14, 2024
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Jaden

Will Steal All Of Your Root Beer, Your Girlfriend, and Your Sonic The Hedgehog Lego Set, Hates Fortnite, Loves Green Day, and Thinks Burger King Is The GOAT of fast food, never got into Anime, makes FNF mods when he's not at school/work, and can eat a whole pepperoni pizza
Jaden wants to come to the party, stop him from getting his hands on the pepperoni pizza.
by PuppyDogs&Weezer March 22, 2024
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