Jake

A true-blue bloke with a ginormous cock

Girl 1: Omg did you sleep with Jake?
Girl 2: Yeah, and wow did he have a big cock

by Willyboi696969 November 22, 2021

Jake

The honored one. The one honored in all of Earth, the Heavens above and the void below. A bhodisattva that was and were and would be.

I have attained a state like Jake

by Buggy D Clown November 23, 2021

Jake

Jake is mostly know as a complete bender with most people and all the others dont really acknowlege his existence.
A jake usually has a tiny cock and is a complete wet cake.
Girl 1: jeez look at that guy he is soo ugly
Girl 2 : I bet he is a jake he probably has a tiny cock!

Wow my dick is small people are going to think my name is jake

by Shuff885 November 23, 2021

Jake

Jakes usually tend to be lovers but often get confused by girls as a player due to there attention they get from females due to his natural beauty and large penis mainly 8+ inches. His natural habitat is definitely a night club full of attractive ladies who have fat bunda and pierced nipples as most Jakes describe the taste of them like a house key and they describe that sensation as no place like home… oufft

Mate 1:He loves them pierced nipples

Mate 2: that is defo jake

Jake: oufft

by Beastbunger November 23, 2021

Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

“Should we invite Jake, over?”
“No way man, I’m allergic to bees.”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jake

🦍

Just take a massive Jake

by Peevi November 23, 2021

Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

"Want to invite Jake Over?" "No way José, I'm allergic to bees."

by JustJake521 November 23, 2021