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Jose

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Jose with three girls around his arm.

How is Jose good looking and smart at the same time?.
by tdkrbmar November 30, 2017
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No way jose

"hey Dad can I go to a party"
"No way Jose"
by Trigger5200 October 20, 2019
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josef mengele

A satanic, sadistic scumbag who managed to evade authorities for over 3 decades hiding in South America until he passed away, untouched.
Josef Mengele was a sick, evil Nazi doctor who avoided authorities for a hecka long time by escaping to Argentina, then Paraguay and eventually Brazil, using several aliases while on the run for 34 years until he drowned while swimming, via a stroke. In my opinion, his heinous acts, accompanied by his fugitive life has caught up with Mengele with his death.
by Jose Maldito August 24, 2007
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Joseph

Most Josephs are classified as “slowpokes”, “slowbros”, or “slowkings”, because they tend to be arbitrarily slower than others. Now, don’t get me wrong Josephs aren't the worst guys in the world, but they do tend to boast about having large dicks when in fact they are either average or below average in size. Josephs tend to have dark colored hair and eyes, most wear glasses or contacts, they’re usually tall and skinny, but every once and a while a burly one may arise.

Although, Josephs can be conceited they can also be passionate and ambitious, but they tend to rely on others to help them reach their goals. They also have intense mindsets, but Josephs tend to speak their thoughts while still brooding. This sometimes causes them to be severely blunt and sometimes crude to others.

In closing, Josephs can be boastful, slow, and conceited, but what they lack they make up for with their generosity and passion. So, next time you meet a Joseph be patient with him, because at first he’ll seem like a jerk, but slowly and steadily he’ll turn out to be the best of friend you could ever hope to have.
"He is as slow as a Joesph" or "Wow, he is as passionate as a Joseph".
by Behind_Sapphire_Eyes January 30, 2015
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JOSEPH/JOEY

Joseph or Joey is the hottest and seciest guy alive. They tend to have decent size penises but ehh. They are always the best that everything they do. Also they are so smart. They tend to be always right. They are right so much to the point its annoying.
Omg is that Joseph/Joeyhe is always right is sucks.
by JJTHEPANDA January 3, 2019
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Tara Joseph

Amazing , sexy and bloody hilarious, the best person you will probably ever meet.

Awesome Boobs

Beautiful ,intelligent, kind hearted and sweet but a little bit rude when needed.

Amazing in bed and your best sexual partner. Gives mind blowing orgasms, very fun to play with and cute.

Original and very polite , Tara is the one.
'i had the best sex last night'
'ohh was it with Tara Joseph?'

'Look at the beautiful chick!'
'Yeah that's Tara Joseph!'
by tarar October 24, 2011
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Saint Joseph's University

Crappy parties, with blond girls carring fake designer bags, and guys that think they are rich and tough. Academics in business are solid for a privite school in the North East. Only go if you plan on studying business or playing basketball.
A college or university where people use to study at, now primarily used as an excuse to waste mom and dad's money an drink beer.
by Acov November 5, 2004
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