j spot

The japanese G-spot. Found on the exact center on the back of the neck.

I moved her hair out of the way, kissed her j spot, and she threw herself at me.

by Neros July 16, 2008

j down

get to work, start on

ay yo mike, u need to j down on this homework

by marky warky g March 18, 2008

crazy j

A crazy, man, who likes to yell, into the phone, and claim he is, an elite engineer.

I heart Crazy J yelling about how he was going to do some ownage.

by karik July 26, 2006

Beer J

A simple yet ambrosia like drink consisting of a mixture of Beer and Orange juice. The overall taste of this drink comes from a very specific and ridig mixing process that is only known by two certain individuals

"mmmmmmmmmmm...Beer J!"
"Oh snap, that Beer J is the shit!!!"

by mix man November 7, 2008

Snow J.

When you strip butt-ass naked in the snow, do a handstand, have someone cover you with snow(making you look like a snow-man)get a boner(making the carrot nose)and that person blows you.

After the boy took out the man's mailbox with his car, he asked the man if there was anything he could do. The man pulled out a gun, asked for the boy's wallet and told him to strip down cause he was about to give him a nasty Snow J.

by itsallhood88 March 3, 2009

J Hook

A penis bending sideways, looking like the letter J.

Ryan could piss around a corner because his dick is a fucking J hook.

"yeah, I guess he wouldn't have a problem fucking his cat either"

by dobrom Bramis January 21, 2009

J-Time

Time to smoke a spliff. (A phrase made popular by the Wiltshire-based band Layabout)

"What time is it?"
"It's J-Time!"

by Big Bad Maureen May 7, 2007