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No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
mugGet the Now you know how *blank* feelsmug.

Now you've done it

Shorthand for saying that someone has messed around and is about to find out.
You said WHAT to my sister?! Oh, yeah. Now you've done it.
by MalumLibrum958 September 17, 2023
mugGet the Now you've done itmug.
(Predicate.) Smurf Smurf Smurf hours. Flirt flirt and this clerk clerk know you’re actually say were no purple socks Yolo. yo dumb
Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.

Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now
by KG&GB May 18, 2021
mugGet the Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one nowmug.

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.
Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
by Imnotthough December 30, 2024
mugGet the now, the badger goes silentmug.

the now and later

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.
"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting
by captain mcfrick July 26, 2009
mugGet the the now and latermug.

doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles
by Sore thumb :)))) July 7, 2021
mugGet the doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodlesmug.

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