jam on a biscuit

It's a continuation of the popular game of "sticky biscuit" where men masturbate over a biscuit inserted in a lady's vagina. Except in this version the lady is on her period.
"Oh man, you missed a great game of jam on a biscuit last night. That menstruation sure tasted good"
by mumsnot July 09, 2014
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Jam Candle

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".
Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.
by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010
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Tooth Jam

The build up of food (usually crisps or nuts) that’s stuck in the teeth at the back of someone’s mouth.
“Eeurgh, just snogged a girl, and she had some proper tooth jam going on, cheese and onion I think.....”
by Yiddo75 October 04, 2019
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Smurf jam

When a midget creams
“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”
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Jam Kid

that weird kid in primary school who would open their jam sandwich and scoop the jam off into their little jam hands and eat it.
You need to clean your hands, you look like the fucking jam kid
by Beffney June 04, 2020
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fender jam

In winter, that brown and off-white amalgam of snow, ice, salt, sand, and other assorted debris that collects in the wheel wells and/or under the fenders of any vehicle that is so equipped. See also toe jam.
Before leaving, warm up the car and clean out the fender jam.
by Hendy June 25, 2004
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shame jam

(noun) A song that you're ashamed to admit you enjoy.
Willow: wait, I didn't know you liked Gorillaz
Jove: I never tell people. It's definitely a shame jam. They've just got a weird fanbase that I don't wanna be associated with.
by jokedemon April 22, 2018
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