Cooter closet

Female prison pocket

Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl

by Tat21971 October 15, 2025

closet cock

Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky

“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”

by Pseudos January 3, 2019

Ham closet

The snatch .

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..

by Ham closet October 7, 2021

Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.

That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.

by piGGman March 15, 2021

closetive

Means a real quite ass bitch

That bitch is really closetive.

by Trox2142 June 27, 2014

rent a closet

rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue

john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so john’s wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff

by Backstroke swimmer 24 January 7, 2023

Closet

Something that ethan really likes to hide in

I'm in the closet is what ethan says alot

by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020