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im finna strangle my shit

Another way to say "i am going to go masturbate", this phrase is used by the male gender
in a series of texts messages it would go like this:

Yo bro wyd?

Im finna strangle my shit

oh shit lmao ttyl
by The Book Of Myron December 11, 2020
mugGet the im finna strangle my shitmug.

Fuck this shit im kms-ing

This sentence originates from M3RKMUS1C's channel and is used as another way of saying fuck this shit im out and then usually commit suicide in the game.

"Oh look double disaster, Fuck this shit im kms-ing"
"Oh look double disaster, Fuck this shit im kms-ing"
by A very sticky keyboard February 14, 2017
mugGet the Fuck this shit im kms-ingmug.

It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me

It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me Is Literary Ms.Jobe”
by Thegrantwhoishonest February 27, 2023
mugGet the It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Memug.

Im more bored than you

Its true
Im more bored than you
by IconicFlame June 9, 2021
mugGet the Im more bored than youmug.

im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck
Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself
mugGet the im going to ducking kill myselfmug.

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate
"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"
by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003
mugGet the Im only pulling your plonkermug.

im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary

fuck boredom just like i fuck my stepsister im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary dic
by dic man December 21, 2022
mugGet the im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionarymug.

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