how to make out with a fox

ohhh... so now y'all furries are here. This isn't even google, how pervy can you be? eww please leave. if your using a DICTIONARY for this you are either a boomer which is impossible or an actual dumb ass 5yr who knows WAY to much about how we function. If you are that smart, why are you at a DICTIONARY? That's it. I...I I QUIT!!!!!!

Why you asking? To you, this is google right?...how to make out with a fox.( I was required to type this ok sorry..)

by randomspaghettipepsi~666 October 5, 2021

How the turntables have turned

“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z

Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards

by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021

How to pull hoes

step one should be you dumbass niggas to get the fuck off discord and touch grass

"Look at that gay ass nigga named chris"
"yea hes always on discord suckin E-dick"
"fr bro needs to learn how to pull hoes"

by Stephanie Yerkenheimer February 4, 2023

how come

The way that people under the age of 7 ask "why".

6 year old: "How come the sky is blue?"
Parent: "Because it is"

25 year old: "How come Kathy isn't coming by tonight?"
Friend: "Because you speak like a fucking child"

by tentimesfriday April 30, 2023

How's tits?

An awkward greeting commonly used by naive, recent immigrants from England and Australia as they attempt to assimilate into American culture. The greeting is generally met with confusion initially but can progress to feelings of anger and hostility towards the speaker if allowed to continue.

Craig: How's tits?
Michael: What the hell does that mean? Quit being such a fucking douche!

by bk5 duck of the future December 1, 2009

how you doing

Phrase spoken to a person who walks in on a conversation that would sound wrong if they heard it.

Example 1:
Person 1 - I wouldn't worry about it. The computer says the average size for a 15 year old is 6.579 inches.
Person 2 - Yeah.
Person 1 - The thing is...
*person walks in*
Person 1 - How you doing? Doing good?


Example 2:
Person 1 - But you have to pay a lot of money for those.
Person 2 - I agree totally. I would never use those.
Person 1 - See, sometimes, I take my toy lightsaber and...
*person walks in*
Person 2 - How you doing? Doing good?

by Grif July 5, 2004

how you doin'

an extremely annoying way that desperate guys, thinking they are cool, will greet a pretty girl on the streets. (usually accompanied by the old up and down and a head nod to his boiz) After this comment is issued, said individual will stare blatently at the girls butt/boobs.

Super Fiine Girl: (looks at the guy and looks away fast)

Creeper: Hey shawty, how you doin'? (eyes on boobs)

Super Fiine Girl: Go fuck yourself.

by superfinegirl October 22, 2008