1 definition by bk5 duck of the future

An awkward greeting commonly used by naive, recent immigrants from England and Australia as they attempt to assimilate into American culture. The greeting is generally met with confusion initially but can progress to feelings of anger and hostility towards the speaker if allowed to continue.
Craig: How's tits?
Michael: What the hell does that mean? Quit being such a fucking douche!
by bk5 duck of the future December 1, 2009
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