Tiny Hitler Fallacy

A moral dilemma, in which a person is asked how they would respond to coming across an apple on the ground. The twist is, the apple in fact contains a miniature Hitler inside of it.
How would you react?

"I brought up the Tiny Hitler Fallacy when I was talking to Brandon last night, and he didn't know how to respond!"
"I can see why, the Tiny Hitler Fallacy always leaves me completely stumped!"

by MJFelton April 14, 2022

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by Death Menace May 16, 2023

Urban Dictionary Hitler

One who forces their political, religious, or societal beliefs on others through Urban Dictionary by writing highly charged definitions and inventing words for these definitions. Urban Dictionary Hitlers ruin Urban Dictionary by trying to turn it into their agenda booklet. Urban Dictionary Hitlers are numerous as their definitions seem to continuously get approved, if this continues Urban Dictionary will no longer be a dictionary.

Craig: "Hey Dan! What if on Urban Dictionary I made a definition that was for *insert unfavorable politician*, and I just wrote 'fucking racist idiot loser'"
Dan: "Don't be an Urban Dictionary Hitler, this website is supposed to be fun, Facebook and Instagram are already ruined, can you go there?"

by youfokinwotm8 December 14, 2020

Senior Citizens Hitler

very similar to the normal Hitler, except instead of alluding a Hitler mustache of shit from one's ass... wipe two fingers of semen below the nose of the victim (referencing the grey haired mustache of an elderly Hitler).

Johnson was being a dickbag yesterday, so I gave him a Senior Citizens Hitler in his sleep. I realized what a fuckin' queer he was when I saw him licking his lips in the middle of the night. What a fuckhole.

by SteelerJav June 11, 2006

Hitler

Hitler is a person who cause 9/11

hey did you see those planes crash,

yea, is must of been Hitler

by "Track Kid" February 1, 2018

Adolf Hitler

The man who assassinated the chancellor of Germany between the years of 1933 - 1945. He had assassinated him April 30th 1945, but had died in the process.

(Person 1) "Did you see the news about that killer yesterday?"

(Person 2) "Do you mean Adolf Hitler?"

by 0somaBinLaden May 21, 2022

sucking Hitler's dick

colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.

"This party is really sucking Hitler's dick."

"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."

"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."

by nukespike October 1, 2011