head injury marriage

When you marry someone exceedingly quickly and then years later reflect on how your head injury may have led you into it, using it to conveniently explain away a move that was more likely just sheer stupidity.

I look back on my head injury marriage and see with such clarity now how bad an idea the whole endeavor really was.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

headcutedoll

a delulu that needs to leave yeosang alone and who carries a big fat fried bleached weave on their head.

person 1: wow do you know headcutedoll??
person 2: yeah theyre a delulu that needs to leave yeosang alone and who carries a big fat fried bleached weave on their head.

by yejisrealwife May 6, 2022

Squat head

A korean,vietnamese or any person of orient descent who has a deformed "squat" head. Often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. Squat heads tend to be violent and get pissed off at the slightest thing. Squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. These keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. Many squat heads are imported to the U.S. of A, for random various child labor/pornography and what not things, use your imamgination.

I waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. As i passed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. Their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. Go keepers.

by Joe P. Hannan December 23, 2006

Becker Head

A devotee of the Glenn Beck show or someone who is unable to reality test or fact check information in order to have a thoughtful, intelligent dialogue.

He is such a becker head he thinks Medicare is a private insurance company.

by TYTlistener2 October 15, 2009

Swed Head

A person who smokes weed everyday Another name for a stoner or pot head Swed Standing for
S-Smoke
W-WEED
E-Every
D-Day
Because some people get afended when called a pothead or stoner

Mister Bojangles and TC are The Biggest Swed Heads in all of Fat City

by MrGreenThumb November 12, 2009

courtesy head

Every knight in shining armour deserves courtesy head as a reward for saving the damsel in distress. Actually almost any favour done for a girl can be rewarded with courtesy head, out of the goodness of her sweet little heart..

Tom helped Sarah move into her new house. Always being appreciative of others Sarah sat Tom down on her new bed and gave him the most rewarding courtesy head, until his hot load exploded inside her mouth.

by MSk September 12, 2013

hog head

A person with a hog head has a big, fatass head, just like a hog

My friend Chung, a sumo-wrestler, has a hog head because he is so big. He weighs like 500 lbs

by acchill April 10, 2016