"You looking forward to Hawk-tuahber?"
by YourDadStalin January 6, 2025

A blow hawk is a person whom like a bird of prey smells rotting flesh, seems to be able to smell a joint being lit up from amazing distances, and turns up just after you spark up a fat one.
by soundgesture November 27, 2011

To secretly watch someone on the toilet through the space between the door and the wall of a bathroom stall.
by C. Sproungler January 6, 2014

"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.
"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"
by SkibidiSigmaHawkTuahJonkler September 24, 2024

Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.
Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!
by Leo253 November 29, 2017

by :PLOL:P April 21, 2010

Eyeballing or casing someones property , either for criminal purposes or just coveting something or things that you might want or like.
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""
by Soberscott0 January 7, 2023
