scissor hands

when someone reaches for your smoke before you've offered it to them

Get your scissor scissor hands away from me

by RAMBOR0B June 8, 2009

edward 40 hands

A legend among modern men. His name was edward, and he had 40 hands.

Person 1:

"Dear God, does that man have 40 fucking hands?
Person 2:

"Yes. He is Edward 40 hands."

by a filthy sack January 15, 2021

Marcy handshake

When you diddle a man's grapes with the tips of your fingers in a rhythmic motion - usually while a "deedle deedle deedle" noise occurs in the background.

Dude, I got this chick wasted at the bar and she totally gave me a Marcy handshake in the handicapped stall of the mens room!

by Dawn Keedic July 25, 2009

Handsome Pete

A lookalike of Krusty the Klown

"Who's this?"
*part blown Krusty balloon*
"Arr! That be Handsome Pete!"

by Mister Ignorant May 14, 2004

cupcake hands

some messy ass hands

Don't touch me with them cupcake hands

by Shaolin Allen February 28, 2007

gigantic hands

Somebody with gigantic hands that are bigger than anything in sight.

oh my god! lewis man you have gigantic hands!!

by the.penguin October 11, 2006

Paedo Hands

When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.

if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.

by bitofbanter99 April 10, 2010