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butt goblin

Any person who performs a surprise ass attack on another, using multiple strong upward punching motions; Man or women who uppercuts anothers behind until bruised and battered, making sure to make goblin, troll or hobbit like noises during the attack.
Anthony: Cover your butt when going up the escalator, Damian is behind you.
Sean: Why should i watch my butt?
Anthony: Because he's a butt goblin!
Sean: Oh, i see.
by The Tom Connors March 8, 2007
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Knob Goblin

A goblin that infests your knob if you don't wear a condom.
Or, a goblin that like knobs.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He went to Tijuana and got knob goblins from a hooker.

While camping, Derek walked into the woods to take a leak, and was immediately fellated by a knob goblin. There were no survivors.
by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006
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goblin attack force

1. Goblin Attack Force earth(warrior/effect) When this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase. This position cannot be changed during your next turn. atk/2300 def/0
2. gaf
by ham_sandwich August 4, 2003
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Goblin

a goblin is a person usually a G whos strapped to take out the GOON thats tryin to murk you.
nigga my goblin just murked ur goon!
by ghostface420 September 26, 2008
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green goblin

A piece of your shit that happens to resemble the Green Goblin from spider man
You: "dude! i just had the biggest GREEN GOBLIN of my life!"
dude: "no way man?!?!? i just had the biggest spidey!"
you: wtf!
by shneeky shnake August 20, 2009
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goesintight

The atheist version of "god bless you" when a sneeze occurs. Rhymes with Gesundheit but makes more sense.
"AHHH CHOOO"
Everyone else: "god bless you".
The intelligent atheist: "goesintight".
by nogod January 13, 2008
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Goblin

A joint laced with DMT. Infamous because of the harsh texture of the smoke, and the difficulty in smoking it.
"I smoked some DMT in a Goblin one time, I didn't even trip because I couldn't even get enough of the smoke."
by flypastmortals October 19, 2011
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