german toe wranglers

A secret organization of German ex- Nazis who dedicate their time to sucking toes and tickling feet. Not a force to be reconded with.

Guy 1: Dude I could not sleep at all last night.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: The German Toe Wranglers came and ate my feet.

by ProhibiousMonkey October 27, 2019

german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie

by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020

german french kiss

When you and your bros spread your asscheeks together and let your buttholes kiss

Hey bro your butthole looks a little dry, want a German French kiss

by Walrusmilk November 6, 2021

German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

translate sweet to german

A meme on YouTube that appeared on my recommendations

Person 1: translate sweet to german.
Person 2: sweet in German is süss
Person 2: o_o
Person 1: it was a trap

by Aaron_Perezchica August 31, 2021

german food

It sucks

german Food sucks

by KKKCONFIRMEDKKK July 4, 2016

german shiza porn

A type of porn found in germany in which the man lies underneith the womans asshole, and sucks out a nice steamy fart. The idea of sucking out a fart seems gross and uncivilized but in reality adam and eve often got bored with regular sex so they got interesting ideas with this love nugget.

Bob: Wow man, I was fucking Tracy last night and she asked if I would perform German Shiza Porn on her, and I said yes and it was amazing!
Tom: Dude its taken me years to even drink chelseas piss...

by Jason Dhillon April 29, 2008