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Laptop Gamer

Doesn’t go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers don’t exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny
Oh bro your room smells like armpit I bet your a laptop gamer and your name is estin
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gamer status

Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.

Requirements to have gamer status:

• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind

If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
Logan: "Did you guys start dating?"
Chris: "Yup, my gamer status is no longer"
by yeetus42 October 21, 2019
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Gamer feet

When you play so many video games, your ankle develops a disease.
Yo Jake, why are you limping? “I’m good, it’s just gamer feet.
by User3927 July 7, 2022
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gamer gogles

gamer gogles
gamer gogles: GAMER GOGLEs
by yobev October 26, 2020
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Gamer's Drunk

the inebriated state you get in when you're up late, whether your playing a game or just on the internet, and you realize its much later than you thought, and everything is alot funnier and techno music is as good as drugs
1. I wish I was Gamer's Drunk so I could appreciate this song better.
2. He must have been Gamer's Drunk when i played with him cuz he laughed the entire time we played the match.
by Baznad Damian Typo November 27, 2009
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Gamer Sneeze

When you sneeze while recording or in voice chat and it blows out peoples ears.
*ACHOO*
"Fuck dude, you just blew out my headphones!"
"You just Gamer Sneezed on."
by MattieCake May 1, 2017
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