Fried Eggs

An embarrassing sexual moment where the women is strapped face up on the ground or any other object. Then you take a egg (add more eggs if you want the moment to last longer) and crack it on top of her vagina. Then you take a hot iron and press down on the egg. Once the egg is fried to you liking you take a knife and a fork and eat it off her vagina. If some parts fall in the vagina you can just suck them out and eat them.

Man: Hey want some fried eggs?
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!

by Buttsexisdirty May 31, 2011

Triangle Fraternity

The biggest non-frat on campus at Purdue University. A collection of total douches that sit around and do math problems from sun up to sun down. They throw some of the biggest sausage fest parties around and don't even let girls into most of their parties. They try to be exclusive an not let people in unless they are on their "list" but really, they are just acting like big dogs an nobody wants to go to their gay shit-box parties anyway.

"Hey, want to go to a party at Triangle Fraternity?"
"Ummm we might as well just get butt-raped by a bunch of homosexual nerds..."
"Shit, I forgot, Triangle is reserved for the douche fucks who think they are part of a frat."
"Damn straight, lets go have sex with girls instead."

by Honesty is my policy November 5, 2011

fried

To get caught doing something your not suppose to. Like cheating.

Walk up to someone that is leadin ya boy on...just say Your Fried!

by Death In Numberz August 13, 2005

Triangle Fraternity

The best all male exclusive sorority on the UNC Charlotte campus. Founded by the largest group of Homosexual Engineers ever amassed in North Carolina in 2008, it is a Fabulous shining beacon of Homosexuality to an otherwise strait and much more socially aware world.

Dude: Triangle Fraternity is having a mixer tonight, wanna go?
Dude 2: No I would rather kill myself
Dude: Sweet a suicide pact this will be fun

*Triangle- the leading cause of suicide on campus

by captain montgomery April 13, 2010

shrimp fried taco

1.)a taco with shrimp fried in a doughy batter 2.)a chinese vagina, poon, cunt, taco, hole with no ending 3.) a poon puked on after eating a delicious meal at red lobster

1.) Dude that shrimp fried taco had a pube in it. 2.)When I was in China I put it in a shrimp fried taco. 3.) Dude, I banged this chick so hard I got sick and gave her a shrimp fried taco!!!

by RoNaLd McDoNaLd January 29, 2004

frieburgered

The elimination of a sure thing; completely impossible; not a chance in the world; a cold day in hell.

"I was frieburgered when he dashed my hopes."

by J. Pitt February 10, 2007

fitelnickered

When a fish bites you when you are in the ocean

Coby got fitelnickered while boogie boarding.

by Comindio Virginando March 26, 2009