Barbie Flopteza

She is an illuminati robot made secretly by the government. She was designed to destroy Bea Godnene's long career and take over the universe along with Jean Irene Garcia and Jeongyeon Locsin.

Barbie Flopteza is a kween.

by Beautifulbeech1989 November 1, 2021

floaten

Being high off weed. Comes From Felony Flats in Portland,Oregon

That weed got me floaten kid

by lewy May 13, 2005

flop trash

v.
to have bad cards turned up in Texas Holdem poker.

player1 wins with 2 pair
player 2 has nothing
Player1: Flop trash more plz.
Player2: STFU!!!

by Koby_Fish May 1, 2006

Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009

floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

Floatdeep

The act of assuming the role as the best, the most successful, the greatest of all time.

The epitome of greatness.

I am floating deep right now.
Gonna floatdeep all over these kids.
Floating so deep david attenborough is jealous.
Do me a favour floatdeep on .....

by fdforlife September 22, 2011

flop-cutting time

hands on the gastrointestinal 'clock' demanding one 'pump a lump'; emptying of ones' bowels; 'take' a shit!; 'have' a shit

churning in duane's guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!

flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!

he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time

by michael foolsley November 6, 2011