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Faff

The act of pleasuring the female sexual organ
Gotta go have a faff before the olds rock up
by Krimson10 March 7, 2025
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Faffgoblin

1. A meddling, passive-aggressive creature of inefficiency, summoned wherever pointless bureaucracy, overcomplicated systems, or excessive email threads arise.
2. A person who compulsively over-organizes trivial tasks, often obstructing progress with performative productivity and “just looping you in” energy.
“I was this close to finishing the project—then Gary dropped in with a three-page feedback doc and CC’d six managers. Absolute faffgoblin.”

“We spent four hours discussing fonts. Total faffgoblin vibes.”

“Don’t let them faffgoblin your flow—just hit send.”
by MC McCancel June 13, 2025
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fluff counter

Where ladies like to make their burritos. They like making it dirty with filipixins.
She put her burrito on the fluff counter to cuddle air.
by treyjazz June 22, 2025
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Faffer

One who faffs around; an idler.
Wez you faffer, stop faffing around and get on cod.
by Leesy88 June 27, 2025
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fluff criminal

1. A degenerate furry guilty of weaponizing cuteness and thirst at the same time.
2. One who commits unspeakable acts of fluff — too soft to be legal, too horny to be wholesome.
“That twink is such a fluff criminal—guilty on all counts of uwu in the first degree.”

“Bro showed up to the con with a tail plug and called it drip… fluff criminal behavior.”
by lalittle August 17, 2025
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Faffect

The Charming Affect Of Freddy ♥️
He got her wrapped around his finger using the faffect!
by Lululemon0434 August 29, 2025
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Flarf

To smoke weed through the urethra or ass
Yo man wanna come over and flarf with me?
by Landon De Loume September 9, 2025
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