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Flaccidity

noun, the state of having a penis with flaccid paralysis.
Dr. Gonorrhea Borst suffered from life long flaccidity.
by DrGonorrhea March 20, 2026
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falcon nut

The act of wailing your arms like a falcon when you nut
I did a falcon nut last night with my brother
by Master.Baiter.69 February 22, 2025
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Flaccid Jack

A Flaccid Jack is when a male reaches orgasm but his penis is soft the whole way through.
John: Just did a Flaccid Jack to a Poison Toby video lol
Lucas: Send a pic
by DUNC3 March 1, 2025
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Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved
Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.
by Rucks May 12, 2025
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FLAC

Fucking Loser Ass Clown



Definition (Core):
A two-faced jerk who pretends to care but is really just trying to control you, mess with your head, or make you look crazy. FLACs act like they know everything, but deep down they’re just insecure manipulators who can’t stand being exposed.
Traits of a FLAC:
• Gaslights you while smiling to your face
• Acts “worried” just to shut you down
• Trashes your reputation while playing the victim
• Shows up late to the situation and still thinks they’re the expert
• Demands respect while contributing nothing
Usage:

“That dude said he was checking in on me, but he twisted everything I said to make me look like the lunatic.”
“Don’t waste time arguing with a FLAC — facts bounce right off.”



Bonus Quote:

“Loses new friends faster than a free sample tray at a stoner festival.”
by TruthsOfPeople May 24, 2025
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Falcon Owner Shit

A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.
I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out
by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025
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Falcon

To steal from another content creator, much like a falcon swoops in and steals its prey.
"dude! did you see that guy that copied that commentary video? he completely falconed it!"
by timetodanceeee July 8, 2025
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