fart spliff

the art of lighting your cigarette or joint by ignited fart gas instead of regular lighter or match.

Butthead : say Beav, I'm bored - let's do a circle jerk.
Beavis : Nah, we did that last night.
Butthead : Okay, than let's do a fart spliff.
Beavis : Alright - I've got a doobie and a lighter and since you just ate a whole pizza with onions, pepperoni and beans, pull your pants down and bend over.
Butthead : duh, are you gonna fuck me ?
Beavis : Naw, I'm gonna light your farts and then light this spliff with the emitting gas.
Butthead : Makes sense. Cool !

by Virgin Suicides April 22, 2017

budweiser farts

after a night of drinking usually a budweiser product you must hover over a toilet when farting to be on the save side no accidents happen.

i was out late last night, i gotta hit the men's room got a mean case of the budweiser farts!

by chet ripley August 24, 2009

fart friend

A friend or significant other you can fart in front of. A necessary obstacle in any long term relationship.

I had to make fart friends with Brittany before we went on vacation together so I wouldn't explode.

by mlamson January 7, 2014

Chair Fart

When the chair you are sitting on makes a noise resembling the sound of a fart, especially in leather car seats or swiveling chairs. This is very annoying 100% of the time.

"Pfffffftttttt"
Girl: "Eww what was that!?"
Guy: "Relax, just a chair fart."

by Anonish November 3, 2010

French-Farting

When two people break wind simultaneously while pressing each butt against each other.

Her: “Last night, He and I made a new step in our relationship while we were French-Farting in my bed. I feel so comfartable with him.”

by J.N.K.K. February 10, 2014

action fart

Noun: a fart that occurs when a the farter exerts themselves in a manner usually unassociated with the act of farting itself. Often associated with lifting heavy objects or laughing hysterically. This fart is always unintentional.

Fartee: Help me moves this couch, will ya?

Farter: Sure. *grunts*

Fart: thbbtbtbthbbt.

Fartee: What? Did you just fart when you picked up your end of the couch?

Farter: Sure did. Couldn't be helped. Action fart.

Fartee: No doubt.

by anodine rush February 28, 2010

Le Fart

When one farts with class and unabashed

Wilbur farted and grinned at Tempest, who was aghast at his lack of remorse. "Iggy, Wilbur like totally Le farted"

by Randy Warhols July 11, 2010