pillows in the forest

When two gay men go out into the woods to have kinky sex

What are Tim and Johnny up to this weekend? I heard they're going to the state park for some pillows in the forest.

by RollingThunder November 22, 2016

acorn in the forest

a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes

"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."

by justaworm December 5, 2016

Go rake a forest

Politer way of saying "fuck off"

"Go rake a forest you annoying cunt"

by Scottish Widow November 24, 2018

The Great Forest of Magisil

The largest forest in the fantasy continent of Cartoss full of wood elves, dragons, giant moths and the giant spider Goldtspinner. From the book "The Golden Chronicle" The forest spans from the White Mountains to the Magnum Cliffs and borders Teidsfliew

"The Great Forest of Magisil is full of the foulest creatures known and unknown to man! None come in and none come out!"
-Kathis Preeburry

by The Great Lepper December 20, 2018

hand through the forest

Running your hand through your guys hair

Bro my girl ran her hand through the forest and I nutted

by Thonger January 2, 2019

Sea Seattle & Forest Roamer

It's a slang term derived from American origin to replace

And mock Europe's fish n chip platter. The sea Seattle is your protein from the water while your forest roamer is your meat protein.

"Bullocks is blokes feasting a bangars n mash platter after giving his lady the ol in and out if ye'hungry as me after that deep sea squeeze im finnin to fix some Sea Seattle & Forest Roamer Aftaaa I Bone her"

by Your Favorite Virus Cyrus March 23, 2022

aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire

oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire

by creator of aw shit the whole March 23, 2025