Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
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fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.
My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.
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Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer

"That dude is such an Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer!"
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Ex-path

The Opposite of an empathic person. Instead of picking up on people's emotions. The individual's emotions begin to creep into those around them.
I watched him speak, I could feel his emotions flowing through me and everyone in the room. This wasn't just an Empath, able to listen and understand, He was an Ex-path, We felt his strength and Dedication flow through us as well.
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Exes with benefits

When you're definitely broken up now for sure but you're still doing it.
Becoming exes with benefits ultimately meant there was no real change to my routine except I was having more sex and fewer fights about dishes.
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kissing ex day

National kissing ex day it’s a day that you can kiss your ex even if he or she is not single
U still like your ex kiss him or her if she or he is mad just say it’s a national kissing ex day
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My Ex

Rapper you are no longer working with or on the same side. Hidden from the public. Someone you want the public to think is a girl but an ex partner you secretly hate, compete with, and you are subliminally dissing. Rap media knows but are contractually obligated to lie to you.
Drake: I might charge my ex for a feature; while earlier saying no one appreciates Weezy more than me.
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