by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

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by SuckDiep March 21, 2023

Engineers, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed all-hands meeting. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the engineers.
The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.
The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.
by cromulusengineering May 17, 2016

by Merlin vac engine September 16, 2021

I'm literally the first of that.... And the BEST... I literally created several bombs and a chaff grenade... And money generators... And a fighting style... And A.I.... I'm a Goddamn genius... Holy shit am I smart! Wow! I even surprise myself... And when I die I'm going to kill God! So, there that too!
Hym "Oh! Is that what I'm called? QA engineer? Eat that coding nerds! That's what you get for learning how to do things! Should have sat around playing video games and masterbating!"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019
