Dutch Stove

The act of farting on top of the doona covers instead of under them.

"Me and the gal were cuddling watching TV until she smelt what was on the Dutch Stove.

by Calv-Dawg May 15, 2013

dutch astronaut

A software developer who is never gonna make it

That guy is a total Dutch astronaut. He thinks he’s going to finish that PR.

by rogercupcakes November 28, 2017

Dutch princess

Going backdoor on a blonde girl

I gave Iggy Azalea a Dutch Princess while watching Kingsmen the movie

by Mathias March 27, 2015

Dutch Dragon

When you drag your balls across your partners face. And in doing so you also fart during the act.

Alex: Dude, Cathy let me give her a Dutch dragon last night!
Bill: No way bro! How'd it go?
Alex: I left a skid mark and covered her face afterwards to give her an additional dutch oven.

by Arxs2242 December 10, 2022

dutch seam

During intercourse the female partner shits on the male penis, the male then uses his flaccid penis to smear the poop into the females buttcrack, to a smooth beaded seam.

Mike: Dude I laid the cleanest dutch seam in this Persian "hooker" last night, shoulda been there!

by LayingSeams March 15, 2019

Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.

“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.

by Guignol September 12, 2021

Dutch Steamer

When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.

Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer

by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018